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Welcome, friends, to Night of the Mongolian Safari, my own RP adventure.
I need people to start joining me on this wild ride spanning an entire universe and the few places outside of it!
Current RP: The Romance of Uxie and Napoleon: Uxie's eggs (1 day left to sign up!)

Oh. OK, it's just that this is Pokemon based... or at least this plotline is. Let's see...
 So during the events of Twitch Plays Pokemon Platinum, their player character's name was translated from a hectic string of letters to the name Napoleon. So late in the game, after they had evolved their Golbat, raised their Bronsong(er) and used the Fire Stone on their Eevee...after Roserade and Giratina...they encounter Uxie, throw a Poke Ball or two at it, and someone then manages to use a Poke Doll on Uxie. I decided on the spot that Dialga sneezed right then and there (mainly because Napoleon forgot that him and Palkia were still tied up in chains and were allergic to them,) and that Uxie was a female that had never had anything given to her ever. So she falls in love, Napoleon returns sane to capture her and the first thing that happens?  SHE TROMPLES HIM INTO BED.  So, yeah...  They end up getting married, and now they'll be parents in a few days. My shoddy excuse for not hatching them right now is that the villains that I had captured/reformed had told me to stick the hatching footage in another folder and spawn in some Team Plasma Grunts to distract everyone, but cutting the timeline forced me to put Dialga in therapy.